ROB: I don’t know if everyone knows, but I did my first movie with you. It was called Vanity Fair, and you played my mother. What I later learned though is you were directly responsible for cutting my part of the movie — This is the truth. Seven years later, we worked together again in a movie called ‘Water for Elephants.’ And this time you played my lover. I didn’t cut you out. But I did fuck you.
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I love this^ I remember when he said it, I laughed so hard.
Love this. So much.